Sticky Von Espadrille's Log

On behalf of the adventurers union, I would like to discourage all new arrivals from camping north of the city.

Having stayed here a fortnight and received no prior warning from Hopitan Tourism Committee, my party has been continually harassed by bandits, brutes and stray dogs. Only this morning we returned from a leisurely stroll through the woods to find our tent slashed and battered and our cooking utensils sullied in the most unspeakable way.

This is not the kind of treatment we have come to expect as professionals and we will be writing a very stern letter of complaint to the council (with evidence of utensil soiling attached).

Brown Tom – Devotee of Sticky Von Espadrille

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